December 2011
if only you knew how many times i’ve bitch slapped you in my head though
i kinda just don’t feel like sleeping alone tonight blerg
crystalmeowth:
i want that machine they had in spy kids where if you insert a card it like makes the food of your choice
does anyone remember that omfg lol
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butwhatdoyoumean asked: could you ever stop laughing at that soulja boy hittin that dougie?
Anonymous asked: Have you ever incorporated any kind of fruit in sex?
steegar asked: Have you ever drank so much you blacked out?
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sunbodies asked: Have you ever licked your own butt
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"have you ever" asks anyone? ;) →
radiobread2:
eyebrows really make or break a person
pasta is honestly food of the gods
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so my rich aunt and uncle got me pencils with swarovski crystals in them and i mean i feel baller and all but like really what am i gonna do with those? whip them out for an exam and be like yo fuck your #2 pencils bitch i only use swarovski!
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literally hiding out in the bathroom blogging about my family
they probably think i’m doing drugs
so we’re sitting down for chirstmas dinner and my cousin’s girlfriend keeps progressively making a conversation about co-ed sports more and more sexual:
her: …i always played sports with boys cause i could handle them…
her: …i’m a tough little girl, i’m not afraid to get dirty…
her: …they would slam me up against the wall sometimes but...
